- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Allah walked into AK Bar

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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