- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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