How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

what do you call a black guy african american

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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