What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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the midget went to the midget store

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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