- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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