Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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