What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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