- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

My spelling is horrible

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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