What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Massie is a fatass

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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