- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Why was the man sad His got raped

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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