- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Albert <3 Hunter

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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