- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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