What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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