Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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wenis

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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