Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Shltskc gw? G

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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