- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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