- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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