what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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