- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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