Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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