- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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