- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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