How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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