What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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