- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

yolo your orange looks orange

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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