What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Matthew Wyckoff

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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