- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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