How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Jordan is pregant

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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