- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Once, I went to Peru.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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