- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Eric is gay Ha

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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