took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Yo Momma is not fat.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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