- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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