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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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