Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Justin Bieber.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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