What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Knock Knock Who's there

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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