- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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