- Anti Joke

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

get in the car.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.