What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

you will like this because i am black.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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