- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Whats black and gay? Obama

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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