- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

I used to know what alzheimers was

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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