- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

One time i was sitting down

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

A boy with red hair is happy.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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