How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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