DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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