- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

why wont me daughter eat my feces

Who's Micheal Jackson?

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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