What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

dyslexics of the world untie!

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

the redsox

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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