How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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