- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Chick Norris... Enough said

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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