what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Anti Joke

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