Knock Knock. Come in.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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poopy is poopy

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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