Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What is older than history?

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

A pope meets another one

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Girls Lacrosse.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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