- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Fine, ladies first.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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