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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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