- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What comes after 69? 70

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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