- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

binladin walks into the american seals

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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