How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What? Huh?

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

you see theres this guy.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Half life 3 confirmed

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Your're racist.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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