Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

dyslexics of the world untie!

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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