- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Knock Knock No solicitors

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

hashtags suck balls

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Cheese

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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