- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

are you saying pam, or pan?

guess what what ...

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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