- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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