- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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