Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Penis

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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