- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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