Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

why girl die cancer

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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