- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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