- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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