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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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