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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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