An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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