- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

whats my name? Matt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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