A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Womens rights

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Michael Brown

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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