What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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