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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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