- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Womens rights

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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