- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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