Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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