- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

a black man walks out of popeyes

AIDS

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Your mom.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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