- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

hey guys im gay

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??