Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Matthew Wyckoff

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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