Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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